Nostalgia Post

Does anyone remember Hollywood Squares?  No, not the one with Whoopi, the ORIGINAL Hollywood Squares hosted by Peter Marshall.  Anyways, check out some of these questions and the completely unscripted answers from celebs like Paul Lynde, Rose Marie, Don Knotts and more.

Q. Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat?                                                                                                                   A. Paul Lynde: Loneliness (the audience laughed so hard it took 15 minutes to recover)

Q. If you’re going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?                                                                A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it

Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years?                                                                                                          A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes

Q. You’ve been having trouble going to sleep…Are you probably a man or woman?                                                        A. Don Knotts: That’s what’s been keeping me awake

Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think he’s attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he’s married?                                                                                                                                                      A. Rose Marie: No wait until morning

Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?                                                                                           A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency

Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say “I love you?”                                                                             A. Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty

Q. What are “Do it,” “I can help,” and “I can’t get enough?”                                                                                                    A. George Gobel: I don’t know, but it’s coming from the next apartment

Q. Paul, why do Hell’s Angels wear leather?                                                                                                                                A. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.

Q. In bowling, what’s a perfect score?                                                                                                                                            A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy

Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps…One is politics, what is the other?           A. Paul Lynde: Tape measurers

Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?            A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army

Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it?                                                                                     A. Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused, but it certainly isn’t neglected.

Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed?                                                                  A. Paul Lynde: Point and laugh

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