Good Gay Son or Bad Gay Son V.3

Here at Wilton Drive Online, we love our mommies and as most of you probably already know May is the month of mothers. Okay, well…maybe not, but it’s the month that includes Mother’s Day which is good enough for me.

So to honor our mommies, we are asking the residents of gay Wilton Manors, “Are you a good or bad gay son?”  We’ll be posting YOUR answers leading up to May 8 when hopefully, ya’ll will be taking your moms out for some brunch or something.

Check out Stephen.  Such a hottie, he kind of looks like Zac Efron…am I right or am I right?  Anyways, Stephen claims although he may be a bad gay son, he’s a good gay son in retrospect.  Well, I think that’s what he’s saying.  It is Cinco De Mayo, so it’s possible he might have been drunk when he wrote this…

 

Iyiyiy! Chico de Mayo! I’ve got my sombrero, my pistol, a bottle of tequila and I’m ready for the fiesta in my lawn maintenance guy’s pantalones! It’s BYOB (bring your own burrito)… Anyhow, am I a good or bad gay son? Hmmm, well I was a very well behaved young man in school, and it is after all the quiet ones you have to look out for. I’m a secret wild child; I deserve to be on the naughty list. That is why I’m going to have to say I’m a bad son.

Reason number one: they can’t get rid of me! I’m currently living in la casa and my poor mother has to deal with me not coming home sometimes for two days straight without even as much as a courtesy text. I know, I feel guilty about that sometimes. When I am home it seems as though I’m always breaking something, but I blame it on the cats, so I’m good. In the occasion of one of the animals puking, I pretend like I never saw it so I don’t have to clean it up.

My younger sister, a.k.a. Cinderella, is the golden child. She’s studying to be like a scientist or something, while I still be at community college. And to top it off, sometimes after waking from my post-beach, Sunday afternoon naps, I find my parents washing my car that I never wash.

As far as being a “gay son”, I may be just a little better at that. Considering my impeccable taste, I can contribute my opinion to fashion, decorating, or landscaping. Decisions can be submitted to me for final approval ;)… …All joking aside, I’m only a bad son because living up to a set of the most excellent parents anyone can ask for is a grueling task. If I end up being just a quarter of the person that my parents are, I’d be ecstatic. That’s why this mamas’ day, I really need to show the best mom in the world that I appreciate her. Maybe I’ll take her to the Olive Garden.

 

Stephen is muy loco.  Siiiiiiiiii?

2 thoughts on “Good Gay Son or Bad Gay Son V.3

  1. Not only is Stephen muy loco, he’s muy serious.

    This is a dead on balls accurate account of who is he and how he acts. At least he’s self-aware, right?

    LOVEYOUSTEPHEN.

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