Here at Wilton Drive Online, we love our mommies and as most of you probably already know May is the month of mothers. Okay, wellâ€¦maybe not, but itâ€™s the month that includes Motherâ€™s Day which is good enough for me.
So to honor our mommies, we are asking the residents of gay Wilton Manors, â€œAre you a good or bad gay son?â€ Â Weâ€™ll be posting YOUR answers leading up to May 8 when hopefully, yaâ€™ll will be taking your moms out for some brunch or something.
Check out Stephen. Â Such a hottie, he kind of looks like Zac Efron…am I right or am I right? Â Anyways, Stephen claims although he may be a bad gay son, he’s a good gay son in retrospect. Â Well, I think that’s what he’s saying. Â It is Cinco De Mayo, so it’s possible he might have been drunk when he wrote this…
Iyiyiy! Chico de Mayo! Iâ€™ve got my sombrero, my pistol, a bottle of tequila and Iâ€™m ready for the fiesta in my lawn maintenance guyâ€™s pantalones! Itâ€™s BYOB (bring your own burrito)â€¦ Anyhow, am I a good or bad gay son? Hmmm, well I was a very well behaved young man in school, and it is after all the quiet ones you have to look out for. Iâ€™m a secret wild child; I deserve to be on the naughty list. That is why Iâ€™m going to have to say Iâ€™m a bad son.
Reason number one: they canâ€™t get rid of me! Iâ€™m currently living in la casa and my poor mother has to deal with me not coming home sometimes for two days straight without even as much as a courtesy text. I know, I feel guilty about that sometimes. When I am home it seems as though Iâ€™m always breaking something, but I blame it on the cats, so Iâ€™m good. In the occasion of one of the animals puking, I pretend like I never saw it so I donâ€™t have to clean it up.
My younger sister, a.k.a. Cinderella, is the golden child. Sheâ€™s studying to be like a scientist or something, while I still be at community college. And to top it off, sometimes after waking from my post-beach, Sunday afternoon naps, I find my parents washing my car that I never wash.
As far as being a â€œgay sonâ€, I may be just a little better at that. Considering my impeccable taste, I can contribute my opinion to fashion, decorating, or landscaping. Decisions can be submitted to me for final approval ;)â€¦ â€¦All joking aside, Iâ€™m only a bad son because living up to a set of the most excellent parents anyone can ask for is a grueling task. If I end up being just a quarter of the person that my parents are, Iâ€™d be ecstatic. Thatâ€™s why this mamasâ€™ day, I really need to show the best mom in the world that I appreciate her. Maybe Iâ€™ll take her to the Olive Garden.
Stephen is muy loco. Â Siiiiiiiiii?