If you’re a true Gaga fan you’ve probably heard most of, if not all of, Lady Gaga’s upcoming album entitled “Born This Way.” I don’t know what ya’ll out there in gay Fort Lauderdale think, but I’m thinking it’s just MEDIOCRE.
Is it just me, or do all the songs kind of sound the same? Â The album seemed to be off to a good start with the release of the title track, but quickly went down in flames with the whole “stealing from Madonna” thing. Â Then there was “Judas.” Â Ohhhhh, Judas. Sometimes, I wish you’d just kind of go away.
I have to say I am a fan of “Edge of Glory,” which pretty much sounds like the rest of the album. Â The entire thing has that 80’s, overproduced, super synth sound.
At this point, I’m pretty sure it doesn’t matter what Gaga puts out because it will probably go, like, triple diamond. Â I just wish we could go back to the “Poker Face,” days where she was just bluffin’ with her muffin and where everything was more sexual than educational. We get it Gaga, you’re basically like Mother Theresa for the gay community (or at least that’s what you want us to think), but when you wear an upside down cross on your crotch, it’s really hard for me to take you seriously.