Holy Plastic Surgery, Batman

So I was strolling through gay Wilton Manors and damn, some of your queens have a lot of plastic surgery.  Like, you put Joan Rivers to shame.

Now, don’t get me wrong I get it.  I’m Jewish, so naturally my mother does the whole Botox and Restylane jam, but she keeps it to a minimum.  I think in this case less is more.  When your face constantly looks surprised, you have an issue.

I passed a guy today that kind of scared me because well, he looked a little scared.  I looked at him and took a look around me to make sure there wasn’t a zombie or something trailing me and then took another good look at his face and realized he just had one too many face lifts.

Get it together, Mary.

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