So I was strolling through gay Wilton Manors and damn, some of your queens have a lot of plastic surgery. Â Like, you put Joan Rivers to shame.
Now, don’t get me wrong I get it. Â I’m Jewish, so naturally my mother does the whole Botox and Restylane jam, but she keeps it to a minimum. Â I think in this case less is more. Â When your face constantly looks surprised, you have an issue.
I passed a guy today that kind of scared me because well, he looked a little scared. Â I looked at him and took a look around me to make sure there wasn’t a zombie or something trailing me and then took another good look at his face and realized he just had one too many face lifts.
Get it together, Mary.