Britney Spears Likes To Fart

This is disgusting.  I’m not a girly girl (well a total one) but bodily functions are just something that I cannot deal with.  I was listening to the radio and apparently word on the street is that Britney Spears has chronic flatulence.  Come on, is that even real?

Brit Brit’s former body guard, Fernando Flores, has launched a harassment lawsuit against the pop princess alleging that she made unwelcome sexual advances on him…and farts a lot and picks her nose.

The Sun report, “She broke wind or picked her nose unself-consciously and unapologetically and she was constantly and gratuitously loud and profane.  She did not bathe for days, she did not use deodorant, did not brush her teeth, did not fix her hair, did not wear shoes or socks.”

Ummm, the initial suit was filed last year but wasn’t that around the time that was ummm…batshit CUH-RAZY?  We can’t blame Britney, she was hopped up on all sorts of recreational drugs.  She was just being Miley  Britney, ya’ll.

One thought on “Britney Spears Likes To Fart

  1. Britney likes to fart ? That’s not a shocker – she is Hillbilly White Trash from Louisiana – she bites her toe nails I bet too and smears peanut butter between her legs and let’s her dog eat it

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