Alright, with the recent revival of 90’s Nicktoons I’ve got to admit that I’ve been watching a lot of cartoons and “Clarissa Explains It All.” Â My friend and I were watching an episode of Doug where the kids are in home economics and have to cook. Â That’s when it dawned on us, we really think Patti Mayonnaise might have been a lesbian.
Let’s look at the facts:
- She REALLY likes sports – Seriously, she spent half of the episode in a basketball jersey.
- Sometimes she spoke in a deep voice to be funny, but we deducted that it might have been her actual voice that she hides with her Southern accent.
- She never showed any interest in Doug other than friendship, and let’s be honest…Doug was a TOTAL babe.
- She never seemed to do well in “girly” situations. Â Exhibit A: Cooking