Last night I went to see the movie “30 Seconds or Less,” with one of my besties. Â I’m kind of obsessed with Aziz Ansari at the moment, not gonna lie. Â Kiiiinda in love with him. Â Actually, I’m kind of hoping if I put his name on here enough he’ll see it in Google and comment on it…AZIZ ANSARI AZIZ ANSARI AZIZ ANSARI.
Anyways, the movie started out really good and ended really good. Â It was HILARIOUS. Â In a nutshell it’s about a young guy who gets a bomb strapped to his chest by two buys trying to have someone else murdered. Â The guys strap a bomb to Nick’s chest in hopes that he will get them the $100,000 they need in order to hire a hitman. Â If he doesn’t deliver the money, the two guys threaten to blow him into smithereens!
The movie follows Nick and his friend Chet as they attempt to rob a bank for the $100,000. Â It’s got a cute ending which was kind of unexpected and not your typical ending for a movie of this kind. Â There was a lot of racial and sexual humor in it, which I’m a fan of so I was laughing the entire time.
Hey, does anyone watch Parks and Recreation? Â Aziz Ansari is actually in the show and I have yet to find someone that watches it that I can talk to about it. Anyone out there in gay Wilton Manors land wanna have a Parks and Rec date? Â You know you want toooooooo…