So I just got done reading my 8,098,088 email blasts from Mark’s List and it’s EXTREMELY clear that nothing is really going on this weekend in gay Fort Lauderdale.
How do I know this? Â Well, the two most exciting things that i read about were the release of the Contagion and a grand opening of a car wash. That’s right ladies and gentlemen, you too can spend your weekend at the grand opening of a Cactus Car Wash.
Someone get me a damn drink…
