Some Of Us Won't Be Able To Buy Bongs Anymore

Well, well, well.  Who knew bongs were so popular in gay Fort Lauderdale.  I’m just kidding, I TOTALLY already knew that. Broward County commissioners unanimously passed a law making it illegal to sell a smoke pipe, bong, rolling papers or other smoking devices to someone under 18-years-old.

Loopholes in the law allowed for the sales, even though minors cannot buy tobacco.  Some of the pipes are distinguished as highlighters or lipstick cases.  I don’t know about you, but I clearly know the difference between my Mac lipstick and someone’s one hitter.  JUST SAYING.

The first offense penalty will set you back $250 while every subsequent offense could set you back $500.  This is some serious shit ya’ll.

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