Sexting Is Officially Illegal

Well, it’s officially illegal if you’re a teenager in the State of Florida.  The new state law, which was passed in June (where the hell was I?) bans teens from sending nude or racy photos to each other by phone.

The first offense is a non-criminal violation punishable by eight hours of community service or a $60 fine.  The second violation is a first-degree misdemeanor.  On the third offense, sexting is labeled a felony carrying a maximum five-year prison sentence.

I guess the moral of the story here, kids, is if you’re really that horny log on to Skype because apparently it’s perfectly legal there.

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