Ya’ll in gay Fort Lauderdale betta slow yo roll! Â Florida Highway Patrol has put 65 accident investigators back onto road patrol as the number of fatal crashes to investigate has dropped.
Basically, what that means is in Broward and Palm Beach counties seven more troopers will be on I-95 and the Turnpike searching for speed demons (like myself).
Great. Â That’s just what I need. Â Another damn speeding ticket from Dudley Do Right (I kid, I kid). Â FACK!