Attn: Partiers: Do Not Park At Island City Lofts

Since my office is conveniently located on Wilton Drive I get to hear all of the dirt.  ALLEGEDLY, some queens in the apartments above the offices have been complaining about the parking situation.

Even though they have assigned parking and even though there is an entire garage dedicated to them, they’re saying that there is not enough guest parking especially on weekends.  Come Friday night all of the partiers take up the guest parking causing panties to get bunched!

Due to the complaints, the building has hired a security guard who will patrol the garage Friday and Saturday.  Any care that doesn’t have a sticker or pass will either be ticketed or towed.

Yea, that sounds like a great way to spend money…NOT.

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